Thursday, July 01, 2010

Yes my ish does stink, but not all the time

I just started a new job a few weeks ago and I love it. One of the things I love most is the bathroom. It is super clean, has a several stalls, and it's super clean. My previous place of employment had a decent ladies bathroom. It was clean but was just a room with one stall so yes we had to wait for someone to finish in order to go in.

After working there for 3 years, I forgot all about the female bathroom dance. You know what that is right? That's what women do when they want to poop but instead they hold it in and try to wait until the bathroom is clear. Yeah that one. Working at a place with only one bathroom stall made that dance non existent. I mean heck if someone is going in while you are coming out, they will know you did it. Unless of course someone was there before you. Either way, I really didn't care then and I don't now.

Honestly, I don't bother with the dance. Yes I take precautions to make sure I don't leave a super unpleasant scent but other than that, I do what I need to do and leave. Why should I be ashamed of doing something pretty much everyone has done including Jesus? Why should I be ashamed of a bodily function that lets me know I am regular and allows me to drop a pound or two at the same time? So I'm not. I don't have time for the dance. I won't wait until the room is clear to drop some kids off at the pool.

My name is Queeny and yes my ish does stink. Not all the time because I eat healthy and it's reflected by my output but if I had some curry chicken the night before.... If someone looks at me funny, then oh well as if they don't do it. What folks need to worry about is the ones who don't wash their hands or only sprinkle some water quickly on it. Now that is nasty!!!! As for me, I'm good. Good and regular too. LOL Q


Lauryn said...

Girllllll LMAO

bigDEElight said...

Still, ain't nothing worse than going into an empty bathroom, start pooping, then here come somebody! LAWD jus lemme poop in peace!